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[entreats]

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[entreats]

[ This is what you've chosen for, Shiki.. ]

One maggot-free piece, got it. [ Casually cutting off a piece of the cake and putting it on a plate for him before grabbing one for herself too. She's already testing it out by shoving a tiny piece of it in her mouth and chewing thoughtfully, but.. ]

.. Well, looks like there's no trouble here. It's pretty good.

[ Ange likes sweets, either way. ]

[this_chair]

[He pokes his piece suspiciously. Just in case there might be maggots there.

Yes, Ange does a good job harassing him as much as he does to her.]

Are you completely sure about that? Like, sure sure?

[entreats]

Are you questioning my sense of taste?

[ Of course Ange is nowhere near offended as she pretends to be - as if Ange would get worked up that easily, really - but it's funny to pretend just a little bit to see how he reacts, so she frowns a little bit. ]

[this_chair]

If you're an insect eater, it might be good to know that now. Because I know some weird people like to eat bugs.

[entreats]

I can assure you I'm at least not that. [ Another piece of the cake ends up disappearing into her mouth as she follows it up. ] Nor am I a cannibal, in face you were wondering about that. I'm not going to lure you into the kitchen just to push you into the oven or whatever.

[this_chair]

So you admit to being a vampire?

[entreats]

[ Don't you have enough of those in your life already.. ]

Sure. So is it time to go to the bedroom yet to start sucking your blood there in some weird kind of lame almost-romantic scene from a teen novel?

[this_chair]

You actually read those, don't you? Admit it!!

[entreats]

.. Ah, looks like you've found the one thing that I actually can't even make a joke about. Good job.

[ Even Ange won't stoop to that level. Not even for the sake of deadpan. ]

I guess that means you win today.

[this_chair]

[He gives Ange a look. You know, those Shiki looks where he acts like he bit into a rotten apple.

It's okay, it's his way of expressive love.]

You almost scared me for a second. Those people are almost as bad as otaku.

[entreats]

So you're saying you don't have anything to admit to me about having body pillows of your favourite characters?

[ Just making sure too here, Shiki. ]

[this_chair]

As if. Though I suppose I'd keep a body pillow of you if you weren't around.

[HAHA CREEPY JOKE, RAINCOATS GEORGE.]

[entreats]

[ SHE SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO DATE A GEORGE LOOKALIKE ]

...

I'm not sure if I should feel flattered by a statement like that or just creeped out. Just keep me around instead of a body pillow, moron. [ At least it's the most loving kind of "moron" said.. ]

[this_chair]

That was the plan, really.

[LMAO]

There's no way I'm going to stoop low enough to hug a picture of you and think it's as good as the real thing.

[entreats]

There's a lot of people who would probably think a picture of me is better than the real thing since it can't talk.. [ She takes part off her part of the cake with her fork and chews on it thoughtfully, maybe with a tiiiny hint of annoyance - but it probably won't last long around him to begin with. ]

You sure must be a weird guy then.

[this_chair]

Little does everyone else realize but the true secret behind you is everything about you. If they can only have half of it, I just have to pity them. Or be happy because it's less people I'd have to beat up for being perverts.

[entreats]

[ .. God, Shiki, you're so embarassing. But then again, that's what Ange underneath all her protests and embarassment about it likes.. she's trying to keep up her usual face, but it's pretty obvious that what he's said does have an effect on her since her cheeks grow a little more pink. ]

You might want to start with my bodyguard then..

[this_chair]

....what about him needs to be taken care of?

[entreats]

Every single part. [ Not even kidding about that. ] But more specifically concerning this topic, the part where he likes to make inappropriate remarks to me all the time. Let's not even start on that time he was carrying me during some chase and his hand "accidentally" slipped up my thigh.

[this_chair]

Should I beat him up or what?

[entreats]

He's a professional. Are you sure you can even do it?

[ She'd rather not send Shiki into anything that could get him hurt, after all.. ]

[this_chair]

I've never really cared about that kind of thing in the first place.

[entreats]

But I care about it. [ A little more insistent than usually. ] I'm not going to let that guy do anything to you, even if you started it. After all, if you go get yourself hurt, I won't forgive you.

[ Since it would actually make her sad, but since it's Ange, she covers it up and pretends it's anger instead. ]

[this_chair]

Are you seriously stealing my lines? Because I swear I've said that before.

[entreats]

I'm not the one who's going to beat up a girl for harassing you!

[ ... ]

Well.. not that I'm saying that I would just let any girl walk all over you, but still.