ic; papa get out

[entreats]

here papa tag this

bum

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[this_chair]

[LEWD AS SHIT.

But, you know, the effort she put into saying that does coax Shiki into taking a bite. Even if he is still worried about maggots.]

[entreats]

[ You can never let go of anything, can you, Shiki. ]

.. So, do you like it? [ He bought it, he should know there's no maggots in it! ]

[this_chair]

After the first few crunches, it's not that bad.

[entreats]

But the point is that there's nothing weird in there. Or I just have a really bad sense of taste.

[this_chair]

That was a joke.

[entreats]

...

[ Blinking.. sorry, Shiki, but you know Ange is really bad at this and a complete loser. ]

Was it? I mean.. it didn't sound like one to me.. [ She's probably just a little embarassed she didn't get it, but she's trying to hide it. ]

[this_chair]

What am I going to do with you?

[entreats]

If you were really that dissatisfied, then you wouldn't be here.

[this_chair]

I'm not dissatisfied. I'm just in awe.

[entreats]

Of what?

[ She has an idea though. And she's not sure if she even wants to hear it.. ]

[this_chair]

Of how easily that one flew over your head.

[entreats]

You can't expect me to get it that easily. [ Except that's the normal thing to expect.. but even so, Ange semi-grumpily (or more like embarassed) shoves another piece of the cake into her mouth using her fork. ]

If you make a joke, you've got to show it in your tone.

[ Just like she.. n.. ever.. does.. ]

[this_chair]

It's not about tone. It's about when it's delivered.

[Poor Ange, stuck with this guy.]

[entreats]

What does that got to do with it?

[this_chair]

It's the reason why your jokes need some work.

dw ate my notif for this :(

[entreats]

It's not like it's necessary for your girlfriend to be some sort of genius when it comes to comedy, right?

[this_chair]

Welllllllll, you're a genius in other areas, right?

[entreats]

Sure, I'm pretty good when it comes to skydiving. [ No.

Really. ]

[this_chair]

...how come I've never heard of this?

[entreats]

That'd imply it's something that comes up during casual conversation. You know, something like "my hobbies are long walks on the beach, skydiving and candelit dinners".

[this_chair]

Are those really your hobbies though? I mean, that'd be nice to know.

[entreats]

... Well, I've done all of those at least once.

[ NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING MORE THOUGH SHIKI. Not going to admit anything. ]

[this_chair]

Whaaaaaaaaaat? At least tell me about the skydiving!

[entreats]

Is there that much interesting to say about it? [ Not to Ange, apparently, but she's not that great at seperating weird and not-so-weird things, huh. ]

I just jumped off a skyscraper, that's all. The other times it was from somewhere closer to the ground though, maybe only a few floors up.

[ Still with the calmest tone. ]

[this_chair]

I just jumped off a skyscraper.

That sounds super casual. I mean, who hasn't done that? Really.