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[entreats]

here papa tag this

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dw ate my notif for this :(

[entreats]

It's not like it's necessary for your girlfriend to be some sort of genius when it comes to comedy, right?

[this_chair]

Welllllllll, you're a genius in other areas, right?

[entreats]

Sure, I'm pretty good when it comes to skydiving. [ No.

Really. ]

[this_chair]

...how come I've never heard of this?

[entreats]

That'd imply it's something that comes up during casual conversation. You know, something like "my hobbies are long walks on the beach, skydiving and candelit dinners".

[this_chair]

Are those really your hobbies though? I mean, that'd be nice to know.

[entreats]

... Well, I've done all of those at least once.

[ NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING MORE THOUGH SHIKI. Not going to admit anything. ]

[this_chair]

Whaaaaaaaaaat? At least tell me about the skydiving!

[entreats]

Is there that much interesting to say about it? [ Not to Ange, apparently, but she's not that great at seperating weird and not-so-weird things, huh. ]

I just jumped off a skyscraper, that's all. The other times it was from somewhere closer to the ground though, maybe only a few floors up.

[ Still with the calmest tone. ]

[this_chair]

I just jumped off a skyscraper.

That sounds super casual. I mean, who hasn't done that? Really.

[entreats]

You mean you haven't?

[ Going along with it. ]

[this_chair]

....are you making fun of me?

[entreats]

Well, considering how reckless you are sometimes when it comes to me [ re: wanting to get into a fight with a guy who harasses her even though said guy is a trained bodyguard and assassin.. ] I wouldn't be too surprised if it extended to other areas as well.

[this_chair]

I've never done anything crazy in my life. [A lie.] I'm starting to think you're the wild one who hides it behind a straight face.

[entreats]

.. Can you seriously swear on that, Shiki?

[ The first part, not the last part.. since she at least knows that one's sort of true. .. Sort of. ]

[this_chair]

I swear on it!

[entreats]

Huh. I got the impression from you that something really crazy must've happened since you seem so normal. It's always the normal types. [ Although she does believe him at least! Don't trample over a girl's trust, Shiki. ]

[this_chair]

Yeah, I don't know where you got that idea at all.

[/TRAMPLES]

[entreats]

Excuse me then for being a skydiving witch.

[this_chair]

There's a lot there to excuse. Skydiving is a big deal these days.

[Not the witch thing, clearly.]