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[entreats]

here papa tag this

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[this_chair]

You actually read those, don't you? Admit it!!

[entreats]

.. Ah, looks like you've found the one thing that I actually can't even make a joke about. Good job.

[ Even Ange won't stoop to that level. Not even for the sake of deadpan. ]

I guess that means you win today.

[this_chair]

[He gives Ange a look. You know, those Shiki looks where he acts like he bit into a rotten apple.

It's okay, it's his way of expressive love.]

You almost scared me for a second. Those people are almost as bad as otaku.

[entreats]

So you're saying you don't have anything to admit to me about having body pillows of your favourite characters?

[ Just making sure too here, Shiki. ]

[this_chair]

As if. Though I suppose I'd keep a body pillow of you if you weren't around.

[HAHA CREEPY JOKE, RAINCOATS GEORGE.]

[entreats]

[ SHE SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO DATE A GEORGE LOOKALIKE ]

...

I'm not sure if I should feel flattered by a statement like that or just creeped out. Just keep me around instead of a body pillow, moron. [ At least it's the most loving kind of "moron" said.. ]

[this_chair]

That was the plan, really.

[LMAO]

There's no way I'm going to stoop low enough to hug a picture of you and think it's as good as the real thing.

[entreats]

There's a lot of people who would probably think a picture of me is better than the real thing since it can't talk.. [ She takes part off her part of the cake with her fork and chews on it thoughtfully, maybe with a tiiiny hint of annoyance - but it probably won't last long around him to begin with. ]

You sure must be a weird guy then.

[this_chair]

Little does everyone else realize but the true secret behind you is everything about you. If they can only have half of it, I just have to pity them. Or be happy because it's less people I'd have to beat up for being perverts.

[entreats]

[ .. God, Shiki, you're so embarassing. But then again, that's what Ange underneath all her protests and embarassment about it likes.. she's trying to keep up her usual face, but it's pretty obvious that what he's said does have an effect on her since her cheeks grow a little more pink. ]

You might want to start with my bodyguard then..

[this_chair]

....what about him needs to be taken care of?

[entreats]

Every single part. [ Not even kidding about that. ] But more specifically concerning this topic, the part where he likes to make inappropriate remarks to me all the time. Let's not even start on that time he was carrying me during some chase and his hand "accidentally" slipped up my thigh.

[this_chair]

Should I beat him up or what?

[entreats]

He's a professional. Are you sure you can even do it?

[ She'd rather not send Shiki into anything that could get him hurt, after all.. ]

[this_chair]

I've never really cared about that kind of thing in the first place.

[entreats]

But I care about it. [ A little more insistent than usually. ] I'm not going to let that guy do anything to you, even if you started it. After all, if you go get yourself hurt, I won't forgive you.

[ Since it would actually make her sad, but since it's Ange, she covers it up and pretends it's anger instead. ]

[this_chair]

Are you seriously stealing my lines? Because I swear I've said that before.

[entreats]

I'm not the one who's going to beat up a girl for harassing you!

[ ... ]

Well.. not that I'm saying that I would just let any girl walk all over you, but still.

[this_chair]

And you would totally do that too. There's so much stuff I still have to see.

[entreats]

And don't talk about it like it's some kind of thing you have to see, geez! [ .. Letting out a breath. Come on, Ange, calm down.. ] It's not like I'd enjoy seeing you fight with him. In fact, I'd rather have you not have to fight anything at all. But I'm not naive enough to assume life is kind enough for that.

[this_chair]

No, you'd rather do most of the fighting yourself, wouldn't you?

[entreats]

.. Is there something wrong with that?

[ At least she's admitting it. Of course she would fight for him in the blink of an eye if she had to, as hypocritical as it is after telling him all of this. ]

[this_chair]

It seems kind of hypocritical, that's all.

[Yep.]

[entreats]

Even if it's hypocritical.. I don't care. [ Even though she's near-sulking a little at having it pointed out that directly to her. ] I just don't want to have to lose more people. Especially not you, since..

[ .. cheeks growing a little more red.. ]

W.. well. You know.

[this_chair]

Y-Yeah, I suppose I do know.

[That silly, untouchable topic that they both knew about. YEAH.]