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ic; if there isn't a good high school au meme up then i'll just make my own!!

[ It's always a joyous day when the students of the older classes need to come into class to help out the younger ones. A joyous day for Minako, that is, since it means she can stare at them and talk to them without seeming like a totally random stalker fangirl. Not that Minako has a whole lot of shame to actually mind that, but still...

She can barely contain herself the entire day, and by the time it really is time for class she's - uncharacteristically so - one of the first at the door, bouncing from one foot to another in glee and excitement. Once the teacher opens the classroom door, she's in first (maybe even shoving some other girls out of the way) to look at the partner listings and seat arrangements only to squeal at the name listed to her own. Bingo. She just took home the complete jackpot! All she has to do is go sit there and wait for the older students to arrive.

And when they do, Minako doesn't even bother to be subtle in the slightest-- the moment she spots Aidou entering the classroom, she doesn't even let him look at the listing, she's already waving and loudly calling out from her spot in the back. ]

Aidou-senpaaaii..! Over here!

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[ he jerks back and immediately slapped his ear. Pesky mosquito! ]

W-well of course I can't turn something like that down. Where did you get that cake!

[ which of course means she couldn't have baked that. No way it could have been done to his satisfaction considering the time and effort she had to have been putting into her studies.

This just wasn't fair! ]

[ She giggles - only narrowly avoiding being slapped by him as well, thankfully, that would have been a little awkward.. but nope, Minako is still going strong. ]

Well, you know that cute little cake shop you always go to? [ How Minako knows where Aidou gets his cakes? Ah, nothing big, just a pair of binoculars and lying in the bushes and stalking him around.. you know. Totally normal things every teenage girl in love would do! ]

It's one from there. And one of the biggest. In fact, they told me they might never sell a cake that big there ever again!

[ And it cost her so much, but it was totally worth all those months of saved up allowance.. love can be bought, after all. ]

[ He nods at the mention of the cake shops, his lip falling a little as drool collected at the corner of his mouth and he hung off of every single word that Minako spoke, hearts practically popping out of his eyes at the mention of it.

But... He gasped! ]

No, that can't be true. I'll have to commission they make one of those right away!

[ he immediately starts patting around his pockets for his cell phone because they idea of them never doing this again is just a travesty in the making! Not to mention he can confirm Minako's story. He's on to you, girl! ]

[ On to how great her plan is? How the trap is slowly starting to close around him? Because there's not going to be any escape now anymore, s-e-n-p-a-i..... ]

Senpaaai, why are you going through all that trouble?

[ And even if she has to risk being hit like a mosquito, she doesn't care, while he's distracted it's totally her chance! So Minako pounces him - not entirely unlike how a predatory animal pounces a zebra - and clings to his arm with a squeal. ]

You can just come eat the one I got at my place! You can eat as long as you want, no one will mind! [ It's almost making her sound as if she wants to keep him prisoner with that thing or something, huh.. Minako's involved in some shady business right there. Anything is fair in senpai love and war. ]

[ wow, isn't this room getting a little hot now? Why don't they just open up a window so he can escape through it...

Ack! ]

No, wait. My phone!

[ and down it goes because she clung to him so. Trying to wiggle his way out of her grasp, he leans down, fingertips barely touching the the edge of his phone as he struggled. ]

And that's hardly the point of the matter. If this cake is as good as you say, it'd be a travesty if they stopped making it. I refuse to allow this to happen!

[ getting flustered over cake, what is this? It's not like it's a cherished off spring facing inevitable death or anything like that??????? ]

[ It's okay, Minako will accept Aidou with all his little quirks! Even his weird obsession with cake will be forgiven, that's just how benevolent the goddess of love and beauty is! He should be glad to be stuck with a girl this kind and gracious...

.. and who is keeping that phone just an inch out of his reach with the way she holds onto him. Accidentally or on purpose, who can even tell when it's Minako we're speaking about? Besides, she's finally touching senpai, she can't let this important part of their love life (that only exists in her head) go to waste! ]

Hmmm, well.. I guess I could use my connections to make them keep making it, but I guess that means I would need a favor from Aidou-senpai in return.. [ Near-purred like an entirely innocent kitten! Which she obviously totally is! ]

[ there's a tiny part of Aidou that's whimpering on the inside because his cake and another that's all like, THE HANABUSA NAME IS ENOUGH TO MAKE THEM MAKE THAT CAKE AGAIN, but then, what if...

Drenched now in a cold sweat from head to toe, Aidou simply let's out a tiny, keening wail as he tries to shake off the infernal woman hanging onto his arm. ]

L-let go! I'm already doing you enough favors at the moment. That cake is simply my just dessert!

[ please don't make him beg. Aidou and begging is just a sad, sad thing... ]

[ But what if she likes it when he begs? Minako's a woman of many interests, you know!

But for now she does cling on for a moment.. but then she lets go. Even if she manages to make a show out of that as well, letting out a very long stretched sigh and putting her hands on her hips in a "what should I ever do with you" kind of way. ]

Senpai, sometimes I almost feel like you don't like me.. [ Where would she ever get that impression, huh? ]

[ she's a sadistic fiend and Aidou is the masochist who will take it in the name of sweet, sweet dessert...

But the second she let's go is the second that Aidou is very studiously straightening his clothes and checking his pockets again to make sure he wasn't mysteriously pick pocketed, Minako had just been that close! ]

Why are you doubting it? I thought it was fairly obvious that I don't.

[ because, you know, his heart only goes doki doki for Kaname? It's not like he's been hiding that this whole time at school or anything! ]

[ What a great plan for next time, Aidou.. maybe she should stick her hands in there anyway to see if she can find a precious memento of the time they spent together that day! She can parade it around at school to make sure the other girls very well realise that Aidou-senpai is off limits from now on.

But nope, this time she was good, she didn't take anything! Instead she just ends up staring at him in complete confusion when he says that. You know, as if his dokis for Kaname aren't the most obvious thing in the world, as if he's been saying he likes Minako all along. ]

Well, that's different.. [ Just how, Minako?! She sounds oddly serious about it though, as if she's just really that convinced of every single ridiculous word that comes out of her mouth right about now. ]

I mean, that's just you being tsundere, right? I know it's pretty hard to deal with the affections of someone as pretty and charming as me, so I don't blame you. It just means I have to ease you into loving me!

[ Which comes awfully close to "train", huh. ]

[ stick her hands in there and she may end up short a few digits! Aidou was a math whiz you know. But he stared at her with suspicion before he finally sighed. ]

I don't think you quite know what that word means. Tsundere is simply a person who refuses to admit they like someone when they do, usually to violent effect. I am merely stating that you're nothing but a fellow student whom I've been ~~bribed~~ asked to teach since someone can't seem to concentrate on her lessons!

[ he flashed her a hard look, completely serious now ]

Why don't you apply yourself more to school? You clearly aren't as dumb as you make yourself look!

[ well.... at least Minako had the blunt part of Aidou's personality right. That was a start! ]

[ And at least Aidou is right about Minako - she really does make herself seem a lot dumber than she really is. Granted, she's still not too textbook smart since she's too lazy to study that way, but she's scheming and strategic and has a really good analytic mind..

But it's a lot more charming as a girlfriend to be a ditz, right? So she just smiles at Aidou in return - almost slyly, as if she's saying she understands very well what he means and that he's right, but she sure isn't going to be the first to admit it here. ]

But if my grades get too good, then maybe senpai won't spend time with me anymore.. after all, I am nothing but a fellow student who you've been asked to teach. [ She can't work on changing that if she can't even hang out with him..!! ]

[ she doesn't know Aidou very well if she truly believes that. He needs someone who can at least keep up with his intellect!

... and his love of sweets, but that's a minor set-back. As is that sly little look that she's giving him like she's about to gobble him up just to make him keep her deepest, darkest secret.

Scary. But he can't let nerves get the best of him and therefore he puffs himself up with pride. ]

I can hardly ignore you if you're one of the students in my class.

[ he paused ]

But that would never happen. Only the elite get into the Night Class!

[ or so his class has been dubbed because so many of the students burned the midnight oil in some manner or another whether by study or by work. Such was the life of the elite after all! ]

[ Oh.

Look like someone just gave her a goal here. Because this smells suspiciously like a challenge.. and it's not like Minako can ever back down when a challenge is just dangled right in front of her like that! Her eyes grow wider as she leans closer towards him again - he might even be able to see a faint sparkle in them at this point. ]

So what you're saying is that you won't ignore me anymore when I'm in the Night Class, senpai? You'll finally notice me.. and then--

[ She gasps, grabbing his hand and intertwining her fingers. Even if she'll get pushed away or slapped over it, it'll be well worth the moment. ]

We'll fall into a deep, passionate love..!

[ fjdska ]

Stop taking things out of context!

[ and thank you kindly, miss, but he's taking back that hand! Or trying to. Wow, is Minako ever hard to shake off... ]

And I merely said I'd have no choice but to acknowledge you as a fellow student.

[ he cleared his throat ]

Especially since group projects will be unavoidable.

[ he frowned ]

Are you always so convinced every incident will lead to love? You sound like Yuuki and her friends when they start fawning over the teachers.... [ Shinpachi/Sanosuke OTPs apparently. Even though Aidou doesn't really see it. ]

[ Hey, Minako thinks that's a great ship as well! Although she has to say she can't help but feel something for the forbidden arch nemesis kind of love.. oh, the ways Kazama-senpai stares at Hijikata-sensei, she could practically make Renaissance paintings of it if she was actually a good artist!

But those fantasies will have to be left for later. She can't waste a moment of the precious type she's spending with her extra special senpai right now, right? ]

It's okay..! I know it's just your instinct to deny it for as long as you can, but eventually everyone falls to the charms of the goddess of love and beauty, don't you know..? There's no escape..

[ Why is that giggle so omnious.

A moment later she flips over to normal again anyway, as if that never happened. ]

Besides, I'd love to get in that class just so senpai and I can spend more time to-ge-ther..! Just the two of us..! [ .. are you forgetting there's more people in the Night Class, Minako..

But oh, Aidou, if only she could snuggle her cheek against your arm. Then her life would be complete, you know! ]

[ He's been feeling nothing but chills since he made that faithful promise to tutor Minako earlier that week and he's feeling it even more distinctly now that she's mentioned the goddess of love and beauty with those hearts in her eyes like he's cupid with an apple stuck in his mouth and an arrow sticking straight out of it.

The implications were just....

Deadly.

But he cleared his throat and simply shrugged . ]

It's true that legend holds that Aphrodite was indeed irresistible, it stands to reason that her abilities as a goddess has long since faded with the Greek's many centuries ago.

[ he paused ]

And you're forgetting that the Night Class is a place of learning. If you shirk in your studies even a bit, they're not afraid to bump you back down into a lower class!

[ so no making eyes at him without at least paying attention to the teacher. He doesn't lend his notes out to anyone you know!

It wouldn't make sense anyway since it's all in code.

However, he can't resist forever and after another sigh, he simply nodded his head down the street. ] Isn't your home just around the corner? [ does he still get the cake ? Will he ever get his bag back???? ]

[ Oh, silly Aidou. Don't you know that Minako can do anything when she puts her mind to it? Even getting into the elusive Night Class and managing to stay there and watch Aidou all the time.. whatever, so what if it'll be hard work, the precious time she will get to spend with senpai and all the photo albums she could make out of snapshots of their precious moments together will totally make it worth it!

But she nods at his last question, and cheerfully grabs his arm again. (But Minako, he just escaped...) ]

Hmm, it's right there, so.. let's go! I can't wait to show you off to mom!

[ As if they're getting engaged rather than this being him tagging along just for the cake. ]

[ maybe she should just put her mind to going to the moon... But he's not entirely caught unaware when she grabs his arm this next time and (with a sigh) he bears her burden!

And takes a step forward. ]

I'm just staying for one piece of cake, but then I have a meeting I need to attend. I'm not only a student you know!

[ he's a working man. Sort of. He may have started his own business at the age of twelve. ]

[ Don't worry, Aidou, one piece is just fine! Just long enough to meet her mother and get properly introduced as her candidate for marriage before Aidou starts intensely denying it...

What a lovely afternoon, huh. ]

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