josuke higashikata ( 東方 仗助 ) (
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ic; ARE THERE ANY OTHER JOJOS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!
[ ... Sigh.
He leans backwards as he's sitting on a bench near the biggest local bus stop, but he only ends up hitting the back of his head hard against a sign post staring there. Muttering a curse under his breath he rubs the back of his head as if he's trying to relieve the pain. Man, what a pain.. not that he minds doing jobs for Jotaro, but all of a sudden he decided to come back to town and bring his kid along?! Couldn't he have given a little more notice to begin with?! He was going to go out with his friends, but now he'll be stuck babysitting instead..
Well, not like he has a choice. He just has to deal with it, which is why he's sitting here and waiting now for the bus to show up since said kid is supposed to be on it. Not that Jotaro told him anything more about the kid other than that it's his kid, so he's assuming it's a guy and probably a young one too.. yeah, he's about to be in for a surprise.
When he finally notices the bus coming closer, he slowly stands up, hands casually shoved into his pockets, and he waits for the people to get off the bus, looking out for the person who's supposed to be that guy's kid. ]
He leans backwards as he's sitting on a bench near the biggest local bus stop, but he only ends up hitting the back of his head hard against a sign post staring there. Muttering a curse under his breath he rubs the back of his head as if he's trying to relieve the pain. Man, what a pain.. not that he minds doing jobs for Jotaro, but all of a sudden he decided to come back to town and bring his kid along?! Couldn't he have given a little more notice to begin with?! He was going to go out with his friends, but now he'll be stuck babysitting instead..
Well, not like he has a choice. He just has to deal with it, which is why he's sitting here and waiting now for the bus to show up since said kid is supposed to be on it. Not that Jotaro told him anything more about the kid other than that it's his kid, so he's assuming it's a guy and probably a young one too.. yeah, he's about to be in for a surprise.
When he finally notices the bus coming closer, he slowly stands up, hands casually shoved into his pockets, and he waits for the people to get off the bus, looking out for the person who's supposed to be that guy's kid. ]
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Okay, other option, he'll just.. go talk to Tonio or something and ask him to not use his Stand for once.. it's the only option-- but in the middle of him trying to think of a solution he hears the last part. ]
Huh? What do you.. [ .. oh. Oh. He does get it after a moment, but that doesn't mean he approves. Sure, he tried to cheat money out of Rohan, but that guy was an ass to him either way.. and with Shigechi it was just since he tried to cheat him first, no way he's just going to do something like that to normal people! ]
.. No way, we're not gonna do that. I have enough to pay Tonio, I guess.. [ There goes his allowance for the next month. Man.. he sighs. ] Just come along.
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What, you don't like my little get rick quick schemes? I thought you had a fun bone inside of you, or something. Turns out you're just another weenie walking along on their normal life. [...THAT'S A BIT HARSH JOLYNE.]
Besides, you don't even know what I could do yet, huh? [She smirked at him a little bit, letting her finger untwirl into a little string, making it's way into Josuke's pockets and practically taking his wallet, which eventually found it's way back to her hand as she waved it around.]
You also gotta be more careful about the people you're around, to. Who knows what kind of shit they might pull off.
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But before he can even shout about it, there's already something else. Surprise. He can see her finger intwirling like that, after all, and it makes him stop and stare with shock. No way any normal person can do that, it'd be impossible, so.. it's a Stand?! That actually shocks him more than his wallet being gone, he didn't think even Jotaro's daughter would have one of those.. Looks like he's dealing with something different than he thought once more here.
Not that he's falling that easily for a trick like that though. ]
Yeah, and you shouldn't just assume everyone around you's a retard who'll fall for that shit!
[ He gets a piece of paper out of his pocket, punching it - come on, Crazy Diamond - and then the wallet flies right back out of her hands and into his own hands. The hiding a piece of paper in his wallet and keeping a piece with him strategy is more just for ordinary robbers, but like this it works too..
Although he can't help but smirk once he's holding it again. ]
Who's the weenie now, huh?
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The hell kind of trick was that!? Don't tell me you have a Stand too, you little...!
[Calm yourself, Jolyne, he's definitely trying to aggravate you right now, so there's no need to get so riled up over something as trivial as this. Sure, she's calmed down, but the red is still apparent in her face as she turns around from him, letting out a little huff.]
So, what, you got me. Guess that makes both of us...hnnngh... [She struggles to let out this last word...] ...t-that makes both of us...w-...weenies...
[Her cheeks puff out once more as she turns to him.]
...what. You gonna go ahead and make fun of me or something? Not that I can blame ya...I definitely deserve it in the first place.
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Nah, you got one on me and then I got one on you. Sounds like we're even, right? [ She's not a really sore loser either way. If she was a complete ass it'd be different, but she doesn't seem to be fully bad.. He sticks his wallet back into his pocket. ] Although I'd say neither of us are weenies rather than both!
[ A laugh. ]
Either way, I didn't know you had a Stand too. Jotaro-san didn't even tell me.. [ Geez, that guy. ] But of course I have one, why do you think that guy came here? It was to help out with some trouble with Stands here, we fought together! [ Still proud of that. Any prouder and he'd just puff out his chest. ] His Star Platinum and my Crazy Diamond!
[ As he says that, he at least summons his Stand so Jolyne can see it. He knows there aren't any Stand users around anymore who don't know about it, and normal people can't see it, so just putting it out here like this shouldn't be a problem. Besides, maybe he wants to boast a little, let a guy have his fun.. ]
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...the hell are you saying "we're even"? No way in hell am I settling for something like that to be even! [Meaning she's got a little bit of a grudge now- but she'll save that for later.] ...well, fine, I guess I can settle with the two of us not being weenies for the moment. [Her cheeks are still a little bit puffy.]
...nah, he didn't know I had a Stand in the first place. Not like he would really care about that sort of thing in the first place. [The lazy ass.] ...still, it's kinda cool that you have a Stand in the first place. So, what, does it, like, use telekinesis or something- cause there ain't no way in hell you would've gotten the wallet by something other then that!
[Although she's a bit taken aback by seeing Crazy Diamond pop up right by Josuke. Man it...looked really cheesy. Oh well, she shrugged a bit, pointing over her shoulder and summoning Stone Free.] This one here is Stone Free, my Stand.
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At least there's a distraction with the topic of stands now. He stares at her Stand for a few moments, wondering why it has sunglasses like that.. but oh well, not like he hasn't seen weirder stuff.
The name of his Stand totally beats hers though, he's sure of that! Ain't nothing cooler than Crazy Diamond!]Stone Free, huh.. and it does something with strings or whatever? [ Since that's what he saw with her finger, either way. ] And it's nothing as weird as telekinesis, it can just repair stuff since it can restore stuff to its original state.. Something like that, either way. [ He's not the best at explanations since he's such a dweeb, but he tries. ] It's strong as hell too, almost as good as Jotaro-san's, you know! [ Can't help but brag though COME ON LOOK AT HOW AWESOME HE IS, that's just what his kind of expression is beaming. ]
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But yes, Stands, there are Stands in the presence of one another, as Stone Free floats over to Crazy Diamond. Not before long, however, does Stone Free hold out it's first to Crazy Diamond- wow, is it really asking for a fist bump right now.
And excuse you her Stand name if pretty cool in the first place- Stone Free? Makes it seem like a Stone is floating in air or something.]Yeah, you could say I can turn any part of my body into strings easily. Could be useful for punching anyone from a distance, you know? [Especially considering how her arm is basically extending itself out to Josuke, separating itself into separate strings and poking Josuke in the face multiple times.] Heh, your Stand sounds interesting in the first place, as well. Not that I can't complain about repairing things. [
How about repair her relationship with her dad, Josuke.] Still, you say it's as strong as my Dad's?no subject
And WOW JOLYNE if he could repair his relationship with his dad then so can you all by yourself!!]Uh.. well, maybe not as strong as Jotaro-san's.. [ A little awkward. He knows he can't match up to that guy when it comes down to it, but darnit, he wants to be that cool too! He's got to at least impress her a little here, can't seem like some.. some dweeb or something! ] But it's pretty damn close, y'know! I guess your Stand's about more than just pure strength though. [ With the.. strings and all.. at first he endured the poking but DAMMIT THAT TICKLES so he tries to bat the strings away after a few times. ]
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EXCUSE YOU JOSUKE AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T GROW UP WITH YOUR ASS OF A DAD...And your attempts at impressing her are slowly dwindling down the drain. But she can't help but let out a little giggle here and there as he said "it's pretty damn close".] Y'know, if you could match my dad in strength, I'm pretty sure he would be a lot less scary to actually face. Nice try though, Josuke, you almost had me on the ropes there. [GET IT, ROPES, CAUSE SHE USES- okay no that was bad of her in the first place. But still, now comes the laughter as she tries to stop her poking.] Alright, fiiine, guess you've had enough of this. But hell, my Stand's pretty strong too, y'know.
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Since you're Jotaro-san's daughter, I'm not surprised. I doubt that guy who have some weak kid. [ Even if it's.. a girl.. he's still not over that even if he does now how scary girls can be. ] Besides-- tch, are you saying I'm not strong? If it wasn't for me, then he never would have solved the mystery here, you know! He totally needed me!
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Heh, you're right, although I got pretty strong without my dad in the first place. [So she starts to flex her muscles as a joke, laughing about it all the while.] Nah, I'm just saying you might not be as strong as my dad. Look, I think you look pretty strong in the first place. Hold on.
[She lets out a tiny nod, walking up to Josuke and grabbing onto his bicep, squeezing it all the while.] ...hm, yeah, you do got some muscle here, so you definitely can be strong. Hold on- you aren't flexing for me, flex!
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He just freezes up. W-- what did she even just ask?! This girl is just suddenly asking him to flex like that.. oh god, when is he going to meet normal girls instead of this, huh?! This isn't the kind of girl he asked for at all..! ]
W-why do I even have to flex?! Dammit, just believe me when I say it..! [ HE'S WEEPING ON THE INSIDE, OKAY. JOLYNE MAKES GROWN BOYS CRY ON THE INSIDE. ]
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Because I can't believe it until I feel it! You've gotta man up a bit, Josuke! I don't want to be seen hanging around some sort of dweeb the whole time I'm here, so you've gotta macho up! C'mon, chop chop!
[It's scary how intense she is sometimes...]
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How am I supposed to.. heh.. hehehe.. d-do anything while you-- ahaha-- [ HE CAN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING FROM THE LAUGHTER.. ] .. DO THIS TO ME?!
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Hey, grumpy face, no need to look so down about this whole thing. It's all in good fun when family members tease each other, right? [She's letting out a bright smile.] Hell, we could be siblings.
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Teasing is one thing, but at least go easy on me! It's not like I can do any shit back to you, Jotaro-san would murder me, I'm sure of it.. [ He sees that protective daddy aura. It's so thick that anyone could..!!
But he at least tries to calm down, letting out a long breath. There, just.. calm down.. ]
It's weird as hell though that we're so close in age, right? I mean, Jotaro-san's already my nephew since his granddad is my dad.. it's all since my old man screwed it up by cheating.
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[SHE'S TEASING HIM, OKAY!! Don't get so huffy with her Josuke- even though she kind of mildly deserves it.]
To be honest, I'm not sure how in the hell we're so...close in age. Hey, how old are you anyways? I'm eighteen myself, so that shouldn't be too bad, y'know?
But yeah, I hear ya. I was told of what Great Gramps did to Great Grandma, but ya gotta admit, you like your life, right?
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No way I'm scared of the guy! [ HE'S A STRONG GUY, OKAY, HE AIN'T AFRAID OF NO ONE!! Don't you get the wrong idea here, Jolyne, stop that! ] And 'course I'm glad I'm alive, what kinda obvious questions do you like asking?
[ But okay, okay, he can leave all that beyond him.. although he looks a little surprised at her age. Eighteen already, huh.. ]
Sixteen, so that's two years younger than you. [ Unfortunately.. now he looks like the loser kid here! ] I'm still in high school.
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[WHAT, she can have cute little baby stories, don't judge her Josuke!!]
...huh. You're practically my junior, huh? Ehehe. [She practically faces him, reaching up and pulling on his cheeks.] You could be like the baby brother I never had!
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H-hey, come on! [ HE NEVER ASKED FOR ANY OF THIS, HIS CHEEKS! At least he manages to lightly bat her hands away again, rubbing his cheeks afterwards. ] At least don't call it "baby" or "little" or whatever, I'm tall and old enough! [ He's this close to just huffing.. ] Besides, don't tell Jotaro-san something like that, he'd just stare at me..
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Oi, let's get a move on, I'm starving either way, plus you promised me some fine food, didn't you?
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But fine, fine, he'll let it rest for now. If she has a Stand, then she should be fine at Tonio's even if that guy's experimenting again, either way.. ]
You sure like robbing guys' pockets. [ A slight grumble, but it's more pouty, he's mostly fine. ] It's not too far from here, just down this street. C'mon before the place fills up!
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[Yeah, she's going there, and she's definitely not going to be stopping anytime soon. But it's obvious by the grin on her face that she's definitely messing with him right now.]
Hey hey-! Should make it a race, then! Tell me the name and the place, and whoever gets there first has to treat the other, got it?
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And then he'll have some extra money to spend on.. well, new cool shoes or something. Sounds like a plan. ]
It's over at [ address here ], so that's down this street, to the right and then the third street on the left. You can remember that, right? And you can't cry if you lose!
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