fauxtality: (NO HAKU STOP LICKING ME)
Kaidou "HAKU NO HAKU STOP" Eiri ([personal profile] fauxtality) wrote in [community profile] mysteries 2015-02-17 04:19 am (UTC)

[Excuse you, Haku, it's a completely legitimate problem for most people-

WOAH.

WOAH.

WOAH HEY NOW.]


AH!

[Eiri immediately pulls his hand away. Because Haku just licked him. Haku just licked him and that is so gross!!]

Ew, ew, ew, ugh, ew - !

[Don't mind him now, he's just forcibly wiping his hand on your shirt, Haku.

And, really, he should have seen that coming. He should have seen a lot of things coming in this entire situation, which is turning into quite a personal space blunder.

He shouldn't be surprised. In general, he's not, but he can still be difficult about it.]


That is so unnecessary! And gross! You can't just go around licking people, Haku! Ugh!

[Once his hand is dry enough, Eiri lets it fall back to his pillow-armored chest. And then sighs long and dramatically.]

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