[Is there something wrong about this? Eiri is sure there are at least ninety-nine problems, but where would he even start?]

Well, invasion of personal space, for one.

[Yes, start off with something simple, that's good.

And try not to punch Haku right in the face because is he grinning even more now? That fucker. Huffing quite petulantly, Eiri presses his hand over Haku's mouth. This way he can't see that smile (though he knows it's still there, he can feel it against his palm) and he won't be tempted to violence.

At least not as much.]

Just shut up, will you? And if you decide to lay on me I swear I will knee you so hard in the balls you won't be able to walk straight for at least three days.