jinxings: (be there with my best friend)
mitsumi "HAKU YES" haku ([personal profile] jinxings) wrote in [community profile] mysteries2015-01-21 11:14 am

ic; you can move me if you want to



( let's say it's regular canon so before eiri shootings... please.. )
fauxtality: do i look like your mother (no haku clean your side of the room)

[personal profile] fauxtality 2015-02-04 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHAT......

At first, Eiri doesn't even know how to react. Because this is such an absurd situation in which to find oneself, so it takes a second for his mind to catch up.

But when it does...

He's made a terrible mistake. THIS IS WAY TOO HOMO, DUDE.]


Haku-!

[He fights against Haku's hold and twists and turns, his arms flailing as they struggle against the blanket wrapping him in an early grave. Even if he knows, logically, this won't kill him - he has a bad habit of living, you see - but it's too much and it's too close and why did he draw the shortest straw when it comes to Messiahs?!

And yet, somehow, Haku is successful in his tucking in and Eiri has no choice but to accept his fate as a grumpy burrito.

Okay, not completely, because he does kick his feet a few more times and stick out his lower lip in a pout. This isn't fair!]


Hakuuu...

I don't want to lie here, I'm already awake! I just want to get breakfast.
fauxtality: (NO HAKU NO KISSES EITHER)

[personal profile] fauxtality 2015-02-07 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a part of Eiri that contemplates letting Haku get his way because, even if he won't admit it out loud, having to constantly butt heads and act as Haku's moral compass - which is a strange thing, considering where Eiri's come from - is exhausting. Even for Eiri, whose energy seems to be never-ending. And though the bed is pretty small for two people, it's oddly comfortable at the same time.

Probably because Eiri doesn't get nearly enough sleep. He's learned since becoming Haku's partner to wait for those damned alarms to go off at any minute (even if they sound at the same time every day) and so the anxiety builds up and his ability to actually relax has become very slight.

He is kind of sleepy. And it's not like they have to actually be anywhere today, so...just a quick nap...

...Or Haku could make things worse and start cuddling.

Cuddling.]


No!

[That's unacceptable. Eiri resumes his attempts to break free of the blanket burrito, his arms scrambling to find the opening before he finally untucks himself and throws the blanket off of him so he can sit up.]

No, no, no! I'm not going to do it! I'm not going to become you, eating leftover candy that's been living here for...for...God knows how long!

[He needs to escape. He can't let that one moment of weakness get any worse.

So Eiri ends up falling off the bed - this is becoming a habit, this morning - and finds a box of candy that is someone only half-eaten. Which is disgusting, but can serve a purpose. He picks it up and turns back to the bed, pointing to Haku with the box.]


This isn't food. This is candy. If you keep eating nothing but this and drinking those juice boxes, you're going to rot out your teeth and clog up your arteries and die.

[Okay, so maybe that's a little drastic, but the point is, Haku's eating habits are just downright atrocious and if Eiri is going to be stuck with him, he might as well try and do a good deed.

Or something.]