[Eiri pops up in front of the coffee table, which is smothered in Haku's trash. Just Haku's. Eiri knows what a trash can is and how to use it.
But...maybe an alarm is under all this crap! Yes! He'll just shove all the trash off of the table and -
...No, if he does that, he'll just end up cleaning it up later. Because he knows Haku sure as hell won't. He is the literally the laziest and most useless lump of a human being Eiri has ever met. It's incredible.
But he needs to find at least one alarm. He won't give up! So he gingerly starts to pick through the empty juice boxes and discarded candy wrappers. He hasn't gotten very far, however, when he hears Haku's voice.
Finally.
Even if Haku is being is intolerable self, as usual, trying to act all innocent.]
BULLSHIT!
[And, since he has one of those empty juice boxes in hand, he immediately tosses it at Haku's head.]
There is no way you can sleep through all this noise, you're gonna wake people up in China -
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But...maybe an alarm is under all this crap! Yes! He'll just shove all the trash off of the table and -
...No, if he does that, he'll just end up cleaning it up later. Because he knows Haku sure as hell won't. He is the literally the laziest and most useless lump of a human being Eiri has ever met. It's incredible.
But he needs to find at least one alarm. He won't give up! So he gingerly starts to pick through the empty juice boxes and discarded candy wrappers. He hasn't gotten very far, however, when he hears Haku's voice.
Finally.
Even if Haku is being is intolerable self, as usual, trying to act all innocent.]
BULLSHIT!
[And, since he has one of those empty juice boxes in hand, he immediately tosses it at Haku's head.]
There is no way you can sleep through all this noise, you're gonna wake people up in China -
[...WAIT A SECOND WHEN DID THEY ALL TURN OFF??]
Huh?!