[ he snaps his phone shut and sniffs. ]

It's more like a travelogue. I've kept one ever since I was young!

[ in fact, one might say Aidou is Aidou's biggest fan... But he could hardly blame Minako for jumping to conclusions considering it had been something like six years and counting and she hadn't relented a second since she decided to latch on to his arm. He may be a victim of that glorious thing called Stockholm Syndrome, but damn if he didn't find her a little bit cute right now! So after shoving that phone into a pocket, he blindly yanked on a strand of Minako's hair in a bit of fun. ]

Now stop pouting and come with me. We're here to have fun, aren't we!

[ because, you know, if they move, he might have a shot at regaining his feet after all that fluster. ]